Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Zodiac/Dallas Film Festival Team up again in 2009


The massively growing Dallas Film Festival (AFI) and Zodiac Vodka have teamed up again in 2009 to host the Dallas Film Festival! 7 days of Independent films (Including a few majors) in some of the most unique venues in Texas, this star studded event is a must-see in March! Last year, everyone from Mickey Rooney to the "Big Love" man: Bill Pullman were not only there, but caught mingling with the crowd!! Look for massive Uptown promotions, including the new "Drama" Martini and the "Comedian" which is a recipe so secret, we'd have to.....well you know the rest! Look for more information on here soon! Here's to a great 2009!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Zodiac and DIFFA 2009

This is an event you have to see to believe. Over the top fashion world, meets Zodiac Vodka. Over the top delicious American Potato vodka. If you think "Project Runway" meets "Cosmo" that's exactly what you get. One of the largest fund raisers for HIV/AIDS in the Dallas market, it's also a great event for humanitarian purposes too, with they organization donating millions of dollars over the year thru use of this massive event and the auctioning of exclusive denim jackets that 20 designers make just for this event. Zodiac has been very active in the Gay and Lesbian markets with other sponsorships of Lambda and Black Tie events in the past. The funnest part is coming up with the slew of "Designer Cocktails" for this event. You have to be current!!! Look for recipes on here soon!!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Detroit Rocking with Zodiac!

Out of Nowhere, Detroit has championed this brand! Huge venues such as: Lucky Stike, Kickers, Teddy's Times Square, have taken the brand to new heights! Go in one of these (and hundreds more) and ask for a Zodiac based "Naughty Martini" this weekend!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Christmas Martinis


Ok, the holidays are here, we all need to fine tune the recipes for the holidays! Zodiac has come up with these new drinks! Awesome if I might say so myself!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obamatini vs. McCaintini



Leave it to the guys at Zodiac to come up with such fun drinks! IT's the BLUE drinks vs. the RED drinks (Cherry vs. Blueberry). What a great way to pick your choice!!! Even easy to make at home!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Dim Sum In Dallas


Ok, this has NOTHING to do with vokda, but I'm telling you, I had to write about it. A friend of mine told me about this place in Richardson (Dallas Burb) and he was very serious when he said I had to get there on a Saturday about 11:00 a.m.--HUNGRY. What a great insider stat, because even at 11, this place was rocking, and this was the only Round Eye in the building. They sit you very quickly, whip a menu at you, which you really don't use anyway, they just use it to mark the items you purchase from the carts of food that are whipping around every corner. It's dumpling paradise and it's non-stop action. My first sweating cart-toting woman, came to the table and had the covers removed from things I'm still not sure what they were, but what the hell, I ordered them anyway. YUM! I mean YUM. Next...sticky rice....next...noodles.....next beef stuff buns, next..hell I don't know what I was eating, but damn it was good. I passed on the chicken feet though. Bring your own bottle, find this place, it's in Richardson and go on Saturdays..at 11:00. Don't miss this

Sunday, August 31, 2008

YELP!!!

This is a great new blog for all cities that has actual restaurant reviewers by the average man. I'm all over this thing, you should be too!!!
it's www.yelp.com and it's fun and informative at the same time. fun stuff. Write a review, read a review, but best of all, talk to other people in your city!!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

A Perfect Dallas night! Play, Sushi, Martini's


It was a spur of the moment thing. One bud calls up another bud, who calls up another and the conversation went something like this:

Caller One: "Sushi?"

Caller 2:"Uh, yes, but did you know Gary Floyd is in a 2 man play at Theatre Three?"

"No, who's Gary Floyd?"

"Singer who used to play at the Library at the Melrose"

"Ok, let's go, then Sushi?"

"Yes, been to Gui?"

"Isn't that Korean?"

"Yes, but they have the single greatest Sushi chef that no one knows about in Dallas?"

"Really?

"You don't order off the menu, his name is Eddie, you simply say "I have this much to spend, amazing things happen behind that bar"

"Martinis at Gui?"

"One of Zodiac's better accounts, giant Martinis!"

"You're driving then!


So that's how one of the better nights in Dallas came down. The play, called the Big Bang, is hysterical. Located in Theatre Three in Dallas, Gary Floyd and one other guy (Help!) play the every role in a muscial version of everything from The Big Bang to Modern Day USA. It was incredible. Then literally within walking distance of theatre three is Gui. I've talked about this before because of my love for Korean food, but I've discovered "Eddie" and his imagination behind the sushi bar. He's gifted. Place was packed, which is good to see. then those Zodiac Martini's, they boys bought new glassware there, suddenly you have an small fishbowl full of the my favorite potato vodka! Decided to leave the car there and walk the 6 blocks home! Good move! GREAT night!!


Gui: 2719 McKinney, Dallas

Theatre Three Dallas: right in the Quadrangle.


Monday, August 25, 2008

Obama vs. McCain--Martini Style!



Come on, someone had to do it. David Commer, Master Mixologist came up with these two ditties just in time for the Conventions!





Zodiac Obamatini

Leo: Change, Now. Leo characteristics: generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic, broadminded, expansive, faithful & loving (there was also a note about the creativity characteristic and a Hollywood connection with Leo’s)



This true-blue American martini promises to deliver a refreshing change from your old drink! Featuring Idaho produced Zodiac vodka, Blue Curacao and fresh sour mix shaken to perfection with fresh muddled blueberries.

Glass: Martini
Method: Muddle, Shake w/ Ice & Strain
Garnish: 3 Skewered Blueberries
Ingredients: 8 Fresh Blueberries, Muddled
1½ oz. Zodiac Vodka
½ oz. Blue Curacao
½ oz. Fresh Sour Mix
Muddle blueberries in shaker. Combine remaining ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain loosely into martini glass. Garnish and serve.



McCain Martini


Virgo: straight talk, country first. Virgo characteristics: uses skills and talents for the good of others, sign of service, industrious, official, neat, organized, focus on health


This all American martini will keep its promise to deliver great taste! Featuring Idaho produced Zodiac vodka, POM Wonderful Pomegranate Juice and fresh sour shaken to perfection with fresh muddled cherries.


Glass: Martini
Method: Muddle, Shake w/ Ice & Strain
Garnish: 1 Skewered Cherry
Ingredients: 4 Fresh Cherries, muddled
1½ oz. Zodiac Vodka
½ oz. Pomegranate Juice
1 oz. Fresh Sour Mix
Muddle Cherries in shaker. Combine remaining ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain loosely into martini glass. Garnish and serve.






Independent Film Festivals Rock with Zodiac

you have to love those edgy folk who attend the growing Independent Film Festivals. Sure, they saw Dark Knight, but they also ensure that movies like: Juno and Little Miss Sunshine make it to our world. On September 16th, in NYC, Zodiac along with Slamdance Film Festival (www.slamdance.com) will honor Steven Soderbergh who, in between his Ocean's films, has a tendency to create some of the most edgy, "out there" movies created in the USA. Zodiac, which also has a fan base, very similar to that, is a proud exclusive sponsor. Stay tuned for pics from this event after it happens!

Friday, August 22, 2008

So Much Going On

Kids, it's been a while, we've been swamped. Very excited to say that Zodiac Vodka is now in over 40 states across the USA. In just 8 months, we've managed to get our vodka all over the country. Now we just need those Western States to wise up. Good news from Dallas too: TGIFridays will begin selling Zodiac in all locations in the Dallas Fort Worth area in September. Using the King Tut exhibit, they are building at "Tut-Tini" in honor of our fallen Pharoah. Cool River Cafes in Addison is going an incredible martini featuring Zodiac in honor of of the birthstone for the month. YOu have to go in and try one of these buggers. this is just two of the many fun things going on with this hot brand. Stay tuned for more!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

4th of July. Dump the Beer, Grab the Pitchers and make some Vodka Mojitos and Pomegranate Punch

Come on. I understand tradition. Being a former Detroiter, I can perfectly acknowledge the whole beer/dogs/burgers/ketchup-relish thing you have going for this coming weekend. But isn't it time to just change it up a bit? JUST A BIT?
Marinate that meat son! Go ahead, rub that big ole steak with some good ole Texas beef rub (Or what I like to call a Friday night in a crowded bar) and get it ready for the grill. Soak those ears of corn in some water and put those babies right on the grill, but instead of filling that cooler, grab a pitcher, a big ass pitcher, and do this:

Grab that bottle of Zodiac Vodka
Buy some peach schnapps (Any kind, just don't be cheap)
sweet and sour mix
and while you're at the store, but some club soda and pomegranate juice

In the pitcher Mix:
7 1.2 ounces of Zodiac
3 ounces of peach schnapps
12 ounces of sweet and sour
Shake/stir/rumba with these ingrediants, make it look like you really know what your doing, especially in that apron.
Take a large glass and fill with ice. 14 ounce glass is perfect, and pour in enough to cover the ice, but leave a little room at the top. Add 1/2 ounce of Soda and 1/2 ounce of Pomegranate (more for more sweetness) want watch the pomegranate juice move down to the bottle of the glass. (Make sure the glasses are see thru for the best visual effect!)
2 of these and your guest will not even care that you just burned the steaks.
Look for the mojito recipe later this week.
What are you kids doing for the 4th?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Aspen, Aspen, and more Aspen==liver replacment

Seriously, what are all these folks doing in Aspen? Every single liqour company, every single wine company positioning themselves to hump the legs of every Chain Account Buyer in the country. And yes, they were all there too. Parties after parties, some on top of each other, all involving "Sampling" ( one MUST! ) some high end: Remy Martin having their party to Louis Vutton (Know a buyer NOT going to that one?) some of them on decks, some white water rafting, and people actually skied. Yes, it was cold in Aspen. Companies were over the top spending: Skyy must of spent over $200,000 on events. Heineken hosted a 70's party that was the talk of the weekend. Hysterical. Great Band from L.A. that played everything from KC and the Sunshine band to Earth, Wind and Fire. Speaking of those "Elements' Zodiac (you know by now my favorite) had people lurking all over the damn place. Southern Wine and Spirits had a house they rented that must of been worth millions. Right on the flowing river, it was quite a site to see. Oh yea, the Tents. Well there were there, but not a ton of people went into them, the action was outside the tents and well into the late evenings. Aspen, you never fail to amaze me.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Aspen Food and Wine--this week

My oh my, drinking at this altitude it rough, but someone has to do it. Here we go again!! The annual extravaganza starts tomorrow (Thursday) and continues thru the weekend. It's just ridiculous how many people converge in this stunning town for debacuhery at it's finest. All the giant wine maker are there, but those Vodka people will NOT be outdone! Parties take place in every bar with major sponsors like: Grey Goose (Ugh), Kettle, Zodiac, and Three Olives taking over places and trying to out do each other for the attention of key buyers and consumers. Look for me to post while I'm there, this should be a riot!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Airport Delays...or Why They Have Several Bars in Terminals

Sigh. Another day on American Airlines, another freaking delay. Without holding too much judgement, let's just say American Airlines is the single worse example of a consumer-based company I have every seen. Putrid is a word that comes to mind. While they continue to raise prices (OIL! OIL I TELL YOU! OIL PRICES!!) their entire lack of any customer friendly employees is shocking. As someone who flies over 150,000 miles a year (You read that right mister) They done wore me out. I haven't had a flight leave on time this year. Seriously, not one. Anyway, let's talk about the good thing about delays: Terminal Bars! If you're ever stuck in Dallas for over an hour, get on the damn train and head to terminal D. There you have a virtual mall, stores, and some great restaurants: Catina laredo has great upscale Tex-Mex and Cool River has incredible drinks and a great menu for an airport! Find them, they are smack dab in the middle of the terminal. Don't settle for food courts, go to terminal D.

If you're stuck in New York LaGuarida, do yourself a favor and head downstairs (yes back thru security) and visit the mall that's actually hidden from most of us. You have to find the down escalators and downstairs you will find some typical food venues, but even better, a great bar. Martini's (Zodiac of course) tend to make the delay a little easier. Just try to sit a little down the bar from the guy with the NY hat, you know he's going to do some serious bitching. Move over to the other side and grab some nuts, stir the drink and dream of being in your own bed. If you're flying on American, dream about being there in a few weeks.

Minneapolis has one of the best "I'm STUCK" terminals in the country. Just don't be tapping your foot in the men's room and you can have a great time in this place. Loaded with shops and restaurants, you can at least kill an hour or two and spend some serious bucks. There are upscale shops and at some serious bargains, which is incredibly rare beyond any security gate in the USA.

Worst: Tampa--What a dump. Chicago-American terminal is worthless. LAX-see Chicago.

Of course, I'm writing this when I'm stuck in Tampa. Can you tell? Tell next time...stuff those olives!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Recipe 2. Does this look ridiculous or what?


David Commer, famed Mixologist in Dallas made this drink exclusivly for Zodiac Vodka. The potato vodka makes for a much smoother drink. If you can't find Zodiac, make sure you find another potato vodka. It DOES make a difference!



This southwest cocktail features the refreshing combination of Zodiac vodka, ruby red grapefruit and pomegranate juices, sweet & sour and a splash of sprite.


Glass: 14 oz.
Method: Shake w/ Ice & Strain
Garnish: Lime Corkscrew
Ingredients: 1 ¼ oz. Zodiac Vodka
1 oz. Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice
1 oz. Pomegranate Juice
1 oz. Sweet & Sour
Top w/ ½ oz. Sprite
Combine ingredients 1-4 in shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into glass w/ ice. Top w/ ½ oz. Sprite. Garnish and serve.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Red Bull Races in Detroit! What a Riot!




Ok, to be honest, I'm still not sure who won or what the scoring method was, but wow, that was one awesome way to spend a day! 750,000 people, just on the Detroit Side, were lined up in 80 degree weather to watch one of the most unique spectacles I've ever seen. Prop planes, and very fast ones I must add, fly through an obsticle course of inflated Red Bull Pylons, do loopy do loops, and then scream thru them again! Sideways, upside down, stright thru, at speeds that were amazing and we were so close! The crowd loved every minute of it. The only race of the 10 worldwide that was international, because of Canada being on the other side of the River. There were over 500,00 Canadians on their side too!


Best part: Wherever there's Red Bull you know there's Vodka to be had! Zodiac was featured right on the waterfront at Andiamo's Italian Bistro, so that's where I spent my day!! Zodiac-plane, Plane-Zodiac. Could it be any better? Add a nice Caprese salad and another Zodiac Vodka and Red Bull and it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.


If you have a chance to see this next year, you should go. It's well worth the trip!!


Friday, May 30, 2008

Southwest Cosmo


Time for another Recipe: Trust me on this. One sip of these and you'll be spanking your mama.


This unique cosmo has a spicy kick that will keep you sippin’! Featuring Zodiac vodka, Monin spicy mango syrup, cranberry and fresh lime juice.


Glass: Martini
Method: Shake w/ Ice & Strain
Garnish: Thin Jalepeño Slice & Lime Wheel
Ingredients: 1 and 1/2 ounces Zodiac Vodka

1/2 oz Spicy Mango syrup
1 ½ oz. Cranberry Juice
1 Lime Squeeze, discard
Combine ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into martini glass. Garnish and serve.


Spicy Mango is usually from Monin or Torani. YOu might be able to get a Finest Call version of this too, but look for Monin. This drink, when made right will earn you the "Mixologist" title with your friends.





Thursday, May 29, 2008

Korean Food in Dallas...Can it get any better?

Kids! Can there be any better food than Korean food. American's still haven't discovered it, and I know it's just a matter of time until someone "PF CHANGS" it and make it a chain nationwide. Nothing like any other Asian food you can have, you need to find one in your city and make it a destination.

You want spicy? They can take it to degrees of delicious spice that will make you scream in pleasure as you sweat while your savoring every bite. You want it sweet, pluck yourself down at one of the Bar B Q's and ask for Kal Bi or Bul Go Gi and go at it. Trust me, you've never had beef served this way. It will make you wonder why you never went there in the first place. Noodles? Ask for Jhap Chae, made with sesame oil, the noodles slide all over the place, but it's worth the effort to get everyone into your mouth.

In Dallas, you MUST go to Gui! Located on McKinney in trendy Uptown, the owner Kevin will guide you through the "Americanized" menu, but it's still the same food. Ask for the Tofu Stew, (Chigae in Korean) and you will taste something like you never have before. they also have sushi so you can take the timid. They will have something to eat.

If you're in the SAM MOON part of Harry Hines, you're surrounded by Korean Restaurants. There are over 30 in "Korean Town" and you really can't miss. For fun, head down Royal Lane and find Komart. A korean shopping store that has a "Deli" in it that will serve you amazing portions of several menu items for $5.00. Yes, $5.00. It's ridiculous. Order the Bi Bim Bap, which is a bowl or marinated vegtables with some bul go gi on top and a perfectly cooked egg. Add some of the red spicy sauce, mix it up and then devour. I mean DEVOUR this sucker. It's $5.0o. EAT IT! Don't like it, get something else, it's $5.00! WHO CARES! On Saturdays, they have this open market, that can't possibly be legal, with little housewife's standing behind home made "Side dishes" that I have no idea what most of them are, but damn they are good! Caution: it's it's RED, it's spicy. Very!

Trust me on this one, you want to try these places. You won't be sorry

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Chicago, Part Deux

My god, what a town. Especially during the National Restaurant Show, which attracts close to 100,000 people to come to Chicago. (Try getting a hotel room) Of course, when you get restaurant people into town, dinner reservations are made way in advance. I had the opportunity to have just incredible dinners while i was here: Devon's Seafood Grill, located at Chicago and Wasbash was a great surprise. Great seafood and really realistic prices and an incredible bar. Order the Cippino! YUMMY!! Make sure you ask for a Zodiac and Cranberry with a lime. They serve big drinks there! The next night was Charlie Trotters. Of course, bring the Amex. But damn, what an incredible way to spend a night. I had clients with me and trust me, they will be clients forever: Warning: dinner for 6: $1300.00 OUCH!!!

The show...I'll write on that next. Amazing. See you soon!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Chicago! Seriously, my kind of town

What's not to love about this city in May? The weather is perfect, people are everywhere and the bars? SLAMMED! People come out in this city!

Last night I had the great experience of going to Sushi Samba on Wells in the city. Can there be this many pretty people in one location? Standing room only, forced my buddy and I to eat at the bar, which, when eating with chop sticks can be lethal as people are bumping into me and I'm stabbing various parts of my face. You want unusual sushi, you have to stop by this place. Bring a clear credit card, cause pretty people eat expensive sushi, but it's well worth it. I had a Kobe Beef roll, which was lobster on the inside and kobe beef on the outside. Are you kidding me? Just typing this makes me want to order in! I could eat this for breakfast! Amazing. It was also $18.00. Did I mention I travel on an expense account?

Ok, this is a vokda column, so let me get to that. The bartender, one "Clint" a handsome chap, who has been a bartender there for 2 1/2 years and I can understand why. He was amazing. He strongly suggested that I have one of his Vodka-based mojitos and I'm glad I did. The wizard squeezed, shook, strained and poured in less than 30 seconds and I had one hell of a great drink. Sour at first, but with a strong minty finish, this was a perfect match to our sushi. He made it with Chopin since they didn't carry Zodiac. it was awesome.

This is night one of 5 in Chicago. Look for more before I head back to Dallas!!

Friday, May 16, 2008

The True Magic of Vodka

I witnessed the power of Vodka last night. In Chicago, for the Restaurant Show, one of the biggest conventions in the world. 100,000 new people in town for one show. Anyway, it becomes a "Hump Fest" to see which company can outspend the other company to try and get the most Buyers out on the town. And what a town it is. Fishbowl, an online marketing company, started off the weekend right: they rented out the House of Blues. Shut it down and invited 300 VIP guests. So, while it's no Red Carpet, in the restaurant business, it's the Who's Who.

Now...feed the masses vodka.

Next thing you know, you have the CEO of this company locked in a showdown with the Food Manager of a competing company in a Battle of Geriatric Guitar Hero. And let me tell you, both are into it. Gray hair flying, somehow CEO boy has rediscovered his youth and is competely rocking out to "Hit you like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions. One look at this guy rolling back and forth and suddenly I need a drink myself. Martini please!

As I get to the bar, of course it's sponsored by one of the giant vodka companies and they have this contraption: at the top of a giant ice sculpture, there are two very nice looking young ladies, one has a litre size bottle of Skyy Vodka, the other has either Pomegranate or Prickly Pear "Finest Call" mixes. You get to choose. I pick Pomegranate, well of course, it's the Healthy Shot. They both begin pouring, in different holes, the product runs thru this very cool path on the inside of the sculpture and they have this mid-ice collision and then out comes your shot, red of course, chilled perfectly. A few of those and suddenly I want to talk politics.

Everywhere I turn, people are playing trivia games (What's the name of Maddonna's first book?) eating pretzels with rock and roll pepper on them, and just laughing. It's the bar. the bar made them do it. And what is one out of every 4 drinks made from: Vodka. Vodka made them do it

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Recipe 1 (Look for these often)

Hey it wouldn't be a blog about Vodka if we didn't have some incredible recipes for you

We call this one the SUN BURST TINI!!!

Glass: Martini Glass

Method: Shake with Ice and Strain

Ingredients:

1 1/2 ounce of Zodiac Vodka
1/2 ounce strawberry puree (Slam a few strawberrys in the blender first)
2 fresh mint leaves
2 lime squeezes, discard
1/2 ounce simple syrup (can be bought or make at home)

combine ingredients in a shaker w/ice. Shake vigorously. Strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a strawberry!!

Vodka....what you've heard and then the reality

There are so many stories about Vodka nowadays, I thought my first post should be about some of the vodka urban legends that are out there. Let's face it, guys try to impress their friends on Friday nights showing off the only time of the week they can afford to buy Zodiac Vodka, or Grey Goose, but they have their facts all wrong...very very wrong....



“Times distilled” vs. “column distilled”?
Technically, “times distilled” refers to a pot-still operation. “Column distillation” obviously refers to a column. Each time alcohol is “distilled”, it goes through a heating and cooling process. Too many of these cycles may “bruise” the alcohol much like a beer may be “skunked” when heated and chilled. Column stills may be considered one continuous distillation. Zodiac uses a column still and distill it just once… They basically get it right the first time! Chopin can make the same claim (Also due to the quality ingredients, let's face it, Idaho is still an untouched wonder in this great country of ours, water source and filtration process goes through – multiple distillation is just not necessary for Zodiac. They could – just choose not to. This contributes to the unique character and subtle flavor profile that accompanies each sip of Zodiac)

4 times filtered? 10 times filtered? Does it really matter?
For vodka in particular, some filtrations are not only necessary, but for quality control purposes, it's required. Charcoal filtration adds a clarity, crispness, and sparkle to the blended alcohol and water combination, a.k.a. vodka. Zodiac goes one step further using a birch charcoal filtration – hand cut birch from Canada. This gives it even more clarity and contributes to the naturally smooth taste of Zodiac. Other filtrations that are necessary include filters for removing the charcoal, as well as paper filters prior to bottling. However, if you have to filter a product 20 times, you likely have a problem.
Does water matter?
Word plays on water source and type that can make up as much as 60% of the volume of a bottle of spirits can be extremely important to the flavor of the product, but don’t be fooled by gimmicks. All water blended with spirits must go through a de-ionization treatment process to ensure that the water and alcohol blend properly, or they may separate. Water sources from mountain wells may, however, provide different quality water from those used from a municipal water system where treatments may have already been added. At Zodiac., where we actually make the alcohol that we sell, the same water is used in cooking, cleaning, steam generation for distillation, and bottling, all of which comes from our 200 ft. deep well tapping into the Snake River Aquifer
Premium”, “Ultra Premium”, “Super Ultra Premium” and other descriptive terms
These terms may sound like grades of gasoline, but they are commonly used for “high-end” spirit brands. What defines a product to be qualified to use these terms…? Price? Bottle quality? Whether it is imported? There are no federal or state guidelines on the use of "premium" descriptive terms. In reality, the only true descriptive definition of a good quality vodka is how it feels on the palette. When tasting vodkas, look for four attributes; 1) a tinge on the front of the tongue, 2) a lasting burn down the back of the throat, 3) how it feels in the back of the mouth, or, "gills", 4) overall flavor. The best vodkas will leave no tinge or burn, will feel smooth in the "gills" and finally, will have an overall sweet and smooth flavor that makes them delicious.
Oh you can tell the difference, those gallon jugs made out of plastic on the bottom of the shevles that sell for less than $10.00 a gallon. Are there for a reason. Buyer Beware!! You're body will remind you the next day!!